Monday, January 9, 2012

Top"10" Don't do this...

Single Life

Despite being newly divorced or traveling through the separation process.  I often did wonder about those online dating websites, you see those ads online and hear about on the radio. 

Last night, after everyone was asleep. I decided to jump online, and started to look around on a few of these dating websites... 

Believe it or not, I went and fetched myself a cup of coffee and sat back and laughed so- so very hard.. 

I have to ask, "What are some of these people thinking" ? Men in general.. Would post such awful pictures and make these goofy poses up, all to attract the opposite sex (us) females.. 

Here is my compiled list, of things MEN should NEVER do on their profiles on dating websites. 


I will do the count down.... 

#10. Don't list on a dating sight a picture of you with your great grandma...

#9. Don't list your profile picture with the "Catch" of the day, example, fish, buck, rabbit, ... 

#8. Don't take a picture of yourself without any shirt on, especially if you are clearly over weight.. 

#7. Try to POSE sexy for your profile picture, face up next to a wall, lips puckered, head tilted, eye glasses on your forehead...

#6. Take a snap shot photo of yourself in your bathroom mirror when the reflection clearly shows your dirty underwear and t-shirts and bed unmade in the back ground..

#5. Use Skype to take your profile picture.. 


#4. Wear a hat that covers your entire face like the kid on "Fat Albert" ... so someone can only see your lips... 

#3.  Refer to yourself as; "SEXY MAN"- "YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT"- "I HAVE WHAT YOU NEED"- LONELY TEDDY BEAR"- "BEARDED BAD MAN"... 

#2. Talk about yourself as if you are the only one that is ever going to read your dating profile.... 

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#1. DON'T take a picture of yourself with your soon to be X-WIFE and use this as your Dating PROFILE picture... 

I hope you get a giggle out of my top 10  men don't do while creating a profile page on a dating website.. If you have seen some funny one's too.. Let me know below so I can laugh some more !


Know matter what you do today, know that you are blessed, special and unique! 

Sherri 

2 comments:

Deni Breitenbach said...

Ok, that is sooo scary! LOL!! and yet, funny... Oh, I think I have a problem! LOL!!
Thanks for the laugh!

Have you heard of Christian Mingle??

Baby Huggables said...

Deni, I think I have heard of Christian mingle.. Wonder if that site is any good ? I will have to check it out :)

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